Clifford The Big Red Blog

Thank You Jerry Seinfeld

For our 16th anniversary, my wife bought us tickets to see Jerry Seinfeld at the Queen Elizabeth theatre in Vancouver.  It was also part birthday present, because not sure if you know this, Jerry Seinfeld is a pretty big deal (and ticket).  That said, our babysitter had never seen his TV show, his stand up and didn’t even know who he was… at all.  I am quite positive it was the first time I had one of those “what planet have you been living on?” moments.  Great kid, but no longer allowed around my children until she is educated.  Even my 6 year old knows Jerry Seinfeld thanks to BEE Movie. Her parents clearly failed her. 

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On Monday I am turning 39 years old. I don't feel 39. I do feel thankful though. When I look back over the year I can recall some high points as well as some low points. I have won some and failed a wee bit more. More importantly, I have made key discoveries that I'd like to share:   

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Run for the Cured Meats

Yesterday a report highlighting the dangers of cured meats was released to the world and social media jumped all over it. As a family who lives off of a steady diet of hot dogs I cringed at the idea that it MAY cause cancer when I know for certainty that they DO cause campfires. I realize that we should make some adjustments to our eating habits because we love our children, but first a few jokes...

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Fall or Fly with Morgan Freeman.

"Hey Cliff!  Drop over sometime!"  I have heard this all my life.  I suppose I shouldn't be surprised when my audition breakdown reads "trip & drop burgers".

And that's exactly what I did.  

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